I had absolutely no choice at all. I was forced to unwillingly abet that coward to abolish the corporation of the man who helped me when others would only give a blind eye for me no mater how many abortive attempts I made for just a little bit of help. He never looked at us like we were someone abominable to him, but he treated us kindly like a guardian who is watching over a useless, abject piece of garbage. Sometimes people say that I am a person with low self esteem, but I say that’s because the truth is that I am abhorred by everyone. He says that I have to abduct my guardian angel’s only son. If anyone knew, they would definitely abase me because of my aberrant actions. Then it would already be impossible for the event to abate so I will be abashed since everyone found out, not to mention, I would be throw in jail.

Just trying to piece together a paragraph from the first few words in a dictionary.